Thanks to Sarah for this one this week, lamebook.com takes all the best comments that folks see on their facebook walls and puts them up online for everyone else to see. Some of the stuff is just bizarre but there are some genuine gems out there as well. Definitely worth a larf.
-Ally
If you were listening in to the show last night you will have heard this crazy caller on the voicemail.
Crazy Voicemail caller – Fouad Al Khamis!
Don’t forget to call my Voicemail and leave a crazy message like Fouad then phone the Voicemail at any time the number as usual is 0843 2895653. Don’t forget to listen in on Saturday at 1pm for more crazy antics!
Hello peoples!
Yes, it’s another action packed, fully loaded Ally Bally show this afternoon on Inverclyde Radio. Tune in from 1pm to get yourself a chance to win the much desired “Pants of Pride”. It’s no joke folks – the pants can be YOURS! Your chance is at 1.30 when we kick off the Guess Who competition. We’ve also got your requests, dedications, shout outs and mentions, the news at half past the hour, the out of the window weather with Craig Mellstrom and a whole bunch of great Scottish artists.
Be there! Inverclyde Radio at 1pm for the Ally Bally Show!
Don’t forget to tune into the Ally Bally show tomorrow from 1pm. We got the guess who competition were you can win the pants of pride, plus a chance to win a couple of tickets to the Premier British Wrestling. Don’t forget to keep in touch with the show, drop your requests or dedications into the usual email (allybally@inverclydemedia.com) or via the ally bally voicemail service on 0843 2895653.
See you all Saturday at 1pm GMT only online at Inverclyde Radio!
Check out this website which sells chocolate fags! You remember the type you got when you were six? Well, thanks to the internet we can again rejoice in our favourite sweets (here is the link: shinyshack.com)
Whilst I’m at it, are there any sweeties from your youth that don’t appear to be in the shops any more but you long for. Some of the listeners tonight yearn for Dibdabs, Jelly Burgers and Sherbert Fountains.
A smashing show lined up for you this afternoon! Tune in from 1pm at www.inverclyderadio.net for some really old good bouncy songs to get you in the mood for partying away the weekend. Tunes from The Chemical Brothers, Michael Jackson, Utah Saints, Snap! and much more. Don’t forget the competition “Guess Who” at around 1.30 as well: your chance to win the much coveted, streak free, ‘Pants of Pride’.
So tune in and don’t forget to get in touch and request a song, give a shout out or a wee menchy, either via email at allybally@inverclydemedia.com or call me via Skype (my skype name is allybally.inverclyderadio).
Finally, remember the Ally Bally’s voicemail number is open 24 hours a day and we want your nonsense calls! Call my voicemail on 0843 2895653. The more silly your voicemail, the better!
See ya at 1pm!
Ally Bally
From this Thursday I’m going to be introducing a new feature called Ally Bally’s Voicemail. I hope it’s a success, but if not, it’ll be a shortlived kinda thing!
Anyway, the idea is that you save my phone number in your phone book and call up the Ally Bally voicemail recorder, either anonymously, or if you feel like sharing your name, then feel free!
The number you will need to call is 0843 2895653. You can call it at any time, but I’m guessing I’ll probably receive most calls at 2 in the morning after a night on the town!
The more outrageous your calls the better, I have the first one lined up, courtesy of mr Andy Ross of Edinburgh. Thanks for your fine vocal talents Andy, I hope you enjoyed your Kebab!
So, I guess that’s all for now, except to say keep tuning in to the Ally Bally show – next on air on Thursday evening at 6pm-8pm GMT only on Inverclyde Radio!
The Ally Bally show is live as per usual on Inverclyde Radio this afternoon from 1pm. Check it out at www.inverclyderadio.net or by clicking on the ‘Radio Heard Here’ link to your right.
Coming up on the show we have the Guess Who competition, loads of great music and your requests, dedications and shout outs. If you want a wee mention or a song played for you don’t forget to drop me an email to allybally@inverclydemedia.com or alternatively you can call the show for free on Skype and go live on air. Just click the Call button on the right hand side of this page, or add allybally.inverclyderadio to your Skype Contacts!
See ya at 1pm!
After tonight’s reception it seems to have gone down well, here is my piss take of JLS’ Beat Again which I played at 7.30 on tonight’s Ally Bally show. Hope you like it!
‘Sup Homies! Why should you tune into the Ally Bally show this Thursday at 6pm? Well, if you hate the current crud music like the X-Factor, JLS and N-Dubz you have at least one reason to tune in! I’ll be performing the very first rendition of my song “Won’t Chart Again” which pokes fun at today’s guff music. I’ll be playing the song between 7.30-7.45 so make sure you are tuned in.
But what else?! I’ll be running down the Brit nominations and filtering the chaff from the decent stuff, playing the tunes that matter from the nominees and at around 7 o’clock I’ll be doing the Hard One, where you have to listen to the snippet of music I’m playing for you. If you guess correctly, you get to win the Pants of Pride so what are you waiting for!
Should be a fun show – not only is it a special 4 hour bumper edition finishing at 10pm, but I also sent out a few invitations over on Facebook and there seems to be a lot of you guys RSVP’ing to say you are tuning in, which is great! – Don’t forget to drop me a wee email to allybally@inverclydemedia.com if you are wanting one of your favourite tunes put on the show. Preferably before the show gets under way so I can rummage through my sacks and pick out your tune in good time.
As a wee taster of the cheese infestation that is my song, “Won’t chart again”. I have attached the lyrics in PDF format: Won’t Chart Again
Don’t worry if it doesn’t make much sense to you now, come tomorrow night it’ll all become clear. Even better – why don’t you make up your own lyrics to a popular crappy recent song and send them on over to me. I promise to play it!
Okay peeps, enough claptrap from me. Chat to you tomorrow night!
Every Thursday night at 7.30 - Ally Bally goes through his voicemail to hear what nonsense you have left on his answering machine. If you have something to say (anonymously or not) then drop him a line at any time on 0843 2895653.
Calls are charged at a lo-call rate but will cost considerably more from mobiles. Ask bill payers permission.
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